February 2012
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This Shit Matters: Google’s New Privacy Policy,... →
nickdouglas:
slacktory:
Google’s new privacy policy starts tomorrow. Miles Lothe translated the whole thing into bro-speak, so it’s just entertaining enough to actually read what Google’s about to do with all your information.
He also translated the new Google terms of service.
Gizmodo called Miles’s translations “actually quite the public service”.
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That Year I Wore Rocketdogs
me: i owned these flip flops that I loved
but were made by Rocketdogs
Steven: hahahahaha
i LOVVVVEEEE a rocketdogs reference
me: it was so funny to me
like, they were actually really cute flip flops for a guy
and not tall and gaudy
or anything you associate with rocketdogs brand
Steven: i just think "rocketdogs" is such a funny name
me: but if my foot wasn't in them, you saw ROCKETDOGS written in all yellow caps on them
Steven: hahahaha. just never take your foot out of them
me: 'NO ONE WILL KNOW I AM WEARING AN EMBARRASSING BRAND OF 90s WOMEN'S FOOTWEAR'
Steven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"why doesn't colin ever take off those flip-flops? it's a little rude."
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Mission US got reviewed by Kotaku →
A project I put a lot of heart and soul into last year (I acted primarily as the technologist on the project, so I can’t take credit for the content), just got a glowing review from Kotaku. While it hasn’t been under my purview for this second installment (they’ve since hired dedicated person to give these projects more attention), a lot of my initial work still remain, and I...
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The Scientific Proof That Whitney Was The Greatest... →
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Real Thoughtz On Whitney
Unless you are a worldwide famous snarky blogger who will probably lose money over changing your voice/your actual career depends on it, please keep the snarky Whitney jokes at bay. They aren’t funny. Let’s stick to tributes people, for the good of all the internet.
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“According to Google Researcher Sanketh Shetty, the key to the formula is how...”
– “Is this the funniest YouTube video ever? Google invents algorithm to find the most amusing clip… and ‘No No No No Cat’ is the winner”, Daily Mail.
THE SCIENCE OF LOLs!!!!
Watchinterweber:
Kickstarter on Portlandia
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In Piracy Debate, Deciding if the Sky Is Falling →
This article by Jenna Wortham and Amy Chozick us a must read for anyone interested in the current discussion regarding digital rights. Having worked primarily on landmark PBS shows that are over 25 years running at this point, I can’t even begin to count how often I am busy having this very debate, with myself arguing that making our shows available online is the only way we can discourage...
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Sandra Spam
me: OMG I JUST GOT SANDRA BULLOCK SPAM
Bobby: WHAT
me: "Marvelous Sandra Bullock! A whole lot going on with Sandra as of late. Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close’ is exceedingly … Bring tissues. Sandra Bullock Has A Brand new Partner! Celebrity finds new love. Sandra Bullock Spends Day along with Louis, Drops Boy At Pre-school, Denies Ryan Reynold … Blake, Ryan get cozy in Sandra’s presence. Chinese New Year: Yr of the Dragon celebrities include Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves. Video: Sandra Bullock Goes Very Sexy and Talks About “Uncle George” Clooney."
Bobby: EXPLAIN
me: a spam comment on one of my sites
Bobby: HAHAHHAHHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHA
me: LOLing
who made this spam bot to promote sandra bullock
Bobby: jesse james
MARVELOUS SANDRA BULLOCK
me: the link associated with the comment
is sosandrabullock.com
yep, that's a thing someone made
all sandra bullock news in real time
Like, actually LOLing at my desk
dying
I can't
WatchBobby made this ‘for your consideration’ trailer for Glenn Close and it’s the best thing. Also, I think she deserves ALL THE AWARDS! ALL OF THEM! for her performance in Damages.
bobbyfinger:
I just made a trailer for the Oscars. It focuses on Glenn Close. I’m quite proud of it.
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Love of Soup Will Tear Us Apart
me: POTATO CHEDDAR????
YOU VOTED FOR POTATO CHEDDAR????
Lindsey: COLIN
COLIN
I LIKE THAT SOUP
me: OUTRAGEOUS
Lindsey: WHAT DID I VOTE FOR IT OVER
I CHOSE PHO
OVER SOMETHING
me: I think over Ramen
Lindsey: THAT IS RESPECTIABLE
lol
fuck ramen
me: yeah, Pho is respectable
hahahaha, I imagined it being high class ramen
i love a 15 dollar bowl of awesome japanese ramen with pork in it
Lindsey: i mean
IT DEPENDS
it's both!!!!
r we like playing with the BEST soups of the genre?
me: this competition, this SOUPERBOWL, it's tearing people apart
it's like I don't even know my friends anymore!
Lindsey: omg colin
don't hate me
i'm gonna go get hale and hearty now
i'll get a good soup
me: me too
Lindsey: SENEGALESE CHICKEN
is right now, did u know? i get the newsetter
me: THAT IS MY FAVE
me: The senegalese chicken is my favorite of their soups
Lindsey: me 2
souping 2gether
me: this is my olive branch, getting the same soup across town
Anonymous asked: can I give you the link to a video I know that has 0 views?
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