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Everyone, good luck on your dates tonight.
Without getting gauche and discussing my romantic life, I wanted to take a second to promote this company, because the guy I got it for really enjoyed receiving a Thanks, Bro package.
BREAKING: Martha Stewart’s totally amazing Chow-chow just won best of breed in the Westminster Kennel Dog Show.
Love this pup.
Unless you are a worldwide famous snarky blogger who will probably lose money over changing your voice/your actual career depends on it, please keep the snarky Whitney jokes at bay. They aren’t funny. Let’s stick to tributes people, for the good of all the internet.

Watching a person’s life (and death) reduced to trending topics, hash tags, and bad punchlines is every bit as depressing as you might think. In contrast, however, most of us will die without ever registering even a fraction of such a response.
OMG! Jessica Beinecke is such an incredible genius.