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You can get in touch with me at fitzcolin@gmail.com.

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Oh dAng!!1! [a blog for cool, crappy GIFs]
My food blog, “I Cooked This, NBD”
Mary Literary
This is Cindi. She hates everything. Also, she’s not a real person. Some people don’t ‘get it’ and other people think it is ‘hilarious.’ It was my first Tumblr I made to entertain myself.</description><title>Colin Fitzpatrick</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @colinfitzpatrick)</generator><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/</link><item><title>interweber:

Make sure you take the time every day to tell...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x9un6bVB1qz7s6jo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://interweber.tumblr.com/post/24179729131/make-sure-you-take-the-time-every-day-to-tell"&gt;interweber&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Make sure you take the time every day to tell things that you “like”, that you “like” them. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Part of the OG BLL ‘like’ team.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/24203020289</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/24203020289</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:38:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Cool moment, organ donor. Thanks!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4spr6LofK1qb8gpvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cool moment, organ donor. Thanks!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/24005428868</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/24005428868</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 13:52:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>risingtensions:

Sweet Chili Heat (by TimJohnSim)

I’m...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NQ2YVaWg3VI?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://risingtensions.tumblr.com/post/23917081626/sweet-chili-heat-by-timjohnsim"&gt;risingtensions&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Sweet Chili Heat (by &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ2YVaWg3VI"&gt;TimJohnSim&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m always acting like this when I eat Doritos.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23918782165</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23918782165</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 03:40:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I actually find this to be very effective marketing.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4m1srFtV11qb8gpvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I actually find this to be very effective marketing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23775530152</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23775530152</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 23:29:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>awlmusic:

4evaNaDay (Theme)Big KRIT 

I have a new theme song....</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/424ZkA3C3fg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awlmusic.tv/post/23743162197/4evanaday-theme-big-krit"&gt;awlmusic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4evaNaDay (Theme)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Big KRIT &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I have a new theme song. Please play this every time I walk in the room.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23743456504</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23743456504</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 14:27:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My Facebook feed is really bringing it this morning.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lc3hFgsi1qb8gpvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My Facebook feed is really bringing it this morning.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23742959276</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23742959276</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 14:16:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Facebook</category><category>Folsom East</category><category>Delilah</category></item><item><title>interweber:

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE 

#greatgrilledfood</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4j7i9aVvy1qz7s6jo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://interweber.tumblr.com/post/23672205654/nope-nope-nope-nope" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;interweber&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;#greatgrilledfood&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23672595442</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23672595442</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 10:54:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Planted the philodendron cutting I’ve been working on. It...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hhpcGKvl1qb8gpvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Planted the philodendron cutting I’ve been working on. It just sprouted roots which means I can finally put it in soil. I chose to plant it in a large pot on the windowsill next to my bed which means that come winter I should be waking up amongst all sorts of green leafy vines like some super villain with plant related super powers. This has been your philodendron report.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23613233859</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23613233859</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 12:31:35 -0400</pubDate><category>plants</category><category>philodendron</category><category>the philodendron report</category></item><item><title>Thanks everyone who donated to sponsor me for this year’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4e1hsJkbi1qb8gpvo1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks everyone who donated to sponsor me for this year’s AIDSwalk. I exceeded my goal by almost 100 dollars, which was largely unexpected, and my team raised a total of $4,200. This money goes to provide meals, housing services, prevention, healthcare, and more for people living with or families affected by the HIV virus. All of your support really helps. Thanks so much to everyone who donated (I promise I’ll send out personal thank you notes very soon).&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23493429030</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23493429030</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 15:44:16 -0400</pubDate><category>AIDSwalk</category><category>fundraising</category><category>thank you</category></item><item><title>awlmusic:

Okay CupidKitty Pryde 

DAMN. I like Kitty Pride. And...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3SDYus7iKC8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awlmusic.tv/post/23355171182/okay-cupid-kitty-pryde"&gt;awlmusic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Okay Cupid&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Kitty Pryde &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;DAMN. I like Kitty Pride. And hate myself for being so predictable. But WHATEVER it’s good.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23381584838</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23381584838</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 20:24:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is a shot of the character Joshua, one of the Children of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49ateWx0A1qb8gpvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is a shot of the character Joshua, one of the Children of the Corn, in &lt;em&gt;Children of the Corn 3 &lt;/em&gt;having his first interaction with ‘urban’ people. There are so many important things going on in this shot, I can’t list them all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is this a crossover plot with &lt;em&gt;A Different World&lt;/em&gt;?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23337295078</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23337295078</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 02:20:45 -0400</pubDate><category>Children of the Corn</category><category>Children of the Corn 3</category><category>urban style</category><category>90s</category><category>hot</category><category>living single?</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44hagGjVV1qzohnlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23168821847</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23168821847</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 12:09:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"All hell breaks loose when Dean Smith, Earl of Carwick, is tricked into being discovered in the..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;All hell breaks loose when Dean Smith, Earl of Carwick, is tricked into being discovered in the company of Rob, a handsome male prostitute. Now Dean needs to repair his broken engagement to a wealthy heiress…and Rob is the only one who can identify the man who set him up, proving to Dean’s fiancée that things weren’t as they appeared.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The trip from Worcester to Bath turns into a journey of self-discovery, as Dean finds himself becoming increasingly attracted to Rob. His charming companion stirs feelings Dean has long kept repressed, but acting on them would make true the accusations that destroyed his engagement. Torn between duty and desire, Dean’s destiny lies in the hands of a Discreet Young Gentleman.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;The description for Discreet Young Gentleman, a novel by the only author to really decide to corner the market for gay, historical, paperback romances, &lt;a href="http://marlyspearson.com/"&gt;Marlys Pearson&lt;/a&gt;. Brb, gonna be busy reading all of her novels.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23157281479</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/23157281479</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 04:42:47 -0400</pubDate><category>Marlys Pearson</category><category>paperback romance novels</category><category>gay</category><category>historical fiction</category><category>writers</category></item><item><title>Just finished making my can to drop off with my teachers and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tklprtOA1qb8gpvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just finished making my can to drop off with my teachers and fellow students at &lt;a href="http://www.brooklynbjj.com/"&gt;Brooklyn Brazilian Jiu Jitsu&lt;/a&gt; for donations to my AIDSwalk on the 20th. A week left and I am about halfway to my goal of raising 500 bucks.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you haven’t yet, and you would like to donate, you can &lt;a href="http://aidswalknewyork2012.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=1000060&amp;supid=357874266"&gt;sponsor my walk here&lt;/a&gt;. A huge thank you to those who already have!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/22788470510</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/22788470510</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 14:27:25 -0400</pubDate><category>AIDSwalk</category><category>fundraising</category><category>GPOY</category></item><item><title>The newest installment of “Strong Female Characters”...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tex80Eor1qb8gpvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The newest installment of &lt;a href="http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=336"&gt;“Strong Female Characters” over at &lt;/a&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=336"&gt;Hark, a vagrant&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/em&gt;has me pissing my pants.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/22783459794</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/22783459794</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 12:24:44 -0400</pubDate><category>Hark a vagrant</category><category>web comics</category></item><item><title>50 Best Gallatin Interdisciplinary Seminars They Just Haven’t Thought Of Yet</title><description>&lt;a href="http://nyulocal.com/on-campus/2012/05/07/50-best-gallatin-interdisciplinary-seminars-they-just-havent-thought-of-yet/#ixzz1uTwn12BN"&gt;50 Best Gallatin Interdisciplinary Seminars They Just Haven’t Thought Of Yet&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;NYU Local, the in-house blog for NYU, came up with this great list of fictional Gallatin seminars, which, as a Gallatin alum with a degree in “The Politics of Images,” I can give a professional endorsement for their accuracy in the parody here.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That being said, I totally want to take a couple of these, namely “Tacos, in Concept” and “Pics or It Didn’t Happen: Epistemology in the Internet Era.” I almost miss being in school.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/22782256607</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/22782256607</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 11:53:09 -0400</pubDate><category>Gallatin</category><category>NYU</category></item><item><title>So Piranha (also known as Piranha 3D) had been sitting on my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pxt2BZHg1qb8gpvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So &lt;em&gt;Piranha&lt;/em&gt; (also known as &lt;em&gt;Piranha 3D&lt;/em&gt;) had been sitting on my coffee table for about 2 months, and with my week off between jobs right now I finally, miraculously remembered to mail it in. The thing is I had totally forgotten what was in my queue and apparently back in February I decided this is what I wanted to see next, a horror movie about a man-eating sheep. I am shaking my head at myself  so much right now.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/22664785125</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/22664785125</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 15:22:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Black Sheep</category><category>killer sheep</category><category>horror movies</category></item><item><title>I just got into The Killing, which is a great series. I highly...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ma5gXIRZ1qb8gpvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I just got into &lt;em&gt;The Killing&lt;/em&gt;, which is a great series. I highly reccomend it to anyone, especially if you are familiar with Seattle.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But this quick shot, where the protagonist Sarah Linden sends an email to a new murder suspect at his ‘bockmail.com’ account from her ‘poppymail’ email client (apparently the Seattle PD’s email service of choice? Or perhaps it’s a proprietary government software program that just happens to use an Etsy-esque flowered logo?) is the funniest thing. I just missed about five major plot points laughing about this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/22537321773</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/22537321773</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 16:06:00 -0400</pubDate><category>The Killing</category><category>fake email services</category><category>television</category></item><item><title>This is an entire YouTube channel, started by some guy in the...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Xei8zISX4TI?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/rexrizz?feature=watch"&gt;This is an entire YouTube channel, started by some guy in the Midwest named Rex Rizz, of nothing but people performing karaoke, 968 videos to be exact&lt;/a&gt;. You’re welcome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/22405053335</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/22405053335</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 18:22:00 -0400</pubDate><category>karaoke</category><category>rex rizz</category></item><item><title>"13. Valentinian I (375): Became so angry at German ambassadors who were not sufficiently deferential..."</title><description>“13. Valentinian I (375): Became so angry at German ambassadors who were not sufficiently deferential that he suffered a rage-stroke.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theawl.com/2012/05/roman-emperor-deaths"&gt;The Awl’s listicle on Roman Emperor’s deaths is the best thing&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/22400632300</link><guid>http://colinfitzpatrick.com/post/22400632300</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 17:12:00 -0400</pubDate><category>The Awl</category><category>listicle</category><category>Roman Emperor</category><category>deaths</category><category>RAGE STROKES</category></item></channel></rss>

